Chalk this one up in the world’s dumbest criminals column. Police made an example out of a teenager from Oregon who boasted about driving drunk on Facebook.
“Drivin drunk… classic but whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. ,” wrote the clueless 18-year-old.
According to local news channel KGW, two people tipped the officers via Facebook about the post. After inspecting the most-likely-profusely-sweating/hungover teen’s car, the damage on his vehicle matched that of two other vehicles hit earlier that New Year’s morning.