It started off innocently enough. An award-winning singer and songwriter, pride of the brown-skin crooners, Brian McKnight, camped out behind a keyboard, promising a preview of his newest creation.
Sure his light has been a bit dim as of late, but the grown and sexy crowd has just been begging for a reason to act their age at happy hour and C-Breezy’s “Strip” ain’t exactly an after work anthem to be proud of. And a title like If You’re Ready To Learn has potential.
As the video progressed and we ignored his questionable fashion choices, a few eyebrows may have hit the heavens when Brian started talking about an “Adult” themed mixtape but hey, this is Brian “Do I Ever Cross Your Mind” McKnight! The man was practically born baby-proofed. He probably just means “adult” as in grown! If anything could ever be deemed safe for work worthy, it’s a PSA from Mr. McKnight… right? And then, Awwww Hell Nah… WTF BRIAN!
The sound of keyboards breaking as workers rushed to hit the mute button on Youtube echoed through offices across the country. Did he really just pen a song on Kitty repair? Why is Brian using the word “squirt”? Why is this happening?!